The Home Barista
Dialling in. Do not speak yet.
The Deck
16 people. You'll recognise at least four.
The Birdwatcher
Stops mid-sentence when something flies past.
The Board Game Evangelist
Will teach you. It takes forty minutes.
The Cocktail Maker
Proper ice. Proper measures. A shelf of odd bitters.
The Embroiderer
Three hoops on the go. One nearly finished since March.
The Mushroom Forager
Trusts their own spore prints.
The Herbalist
The kitchen ceiling is hung with drying bundles.
The Houseplant Person
Forty pots. Names for most of them.
The Lighthouse Obsessive
Has opinions about Fresnel lenses.
The Map Collector
Navigates by memory, buys maps anyway.
The Matcha Person
Owns a chasen. Uses it daily. Has opinions about grade.
The Padel Convert
Booked a court in March. Has not shut up since.
The Pottery Class Person
Six weeks in. Four wonky bowls. Fully converted.
The Printmaker
Ink under the fingernails since 2019.
The Retro Gamer
Plays things older than their nephew. Sincerely.
The Stargazer
Knows when the ISS passes over.
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